I guess I don't write as much anymore, but when you're bored and broke, there's not much else to do. So how about some highlights from my summer of 2010!!??
BEGINNING OF THE END FOR ME
July 31: Annie finally got hitched! See how beautiful my sister looks in that dress! Despite that smile on my face, I wasn't exactly thinking about how happy I was for her. What was really on my mind was, "Fuck, how many more fucking people today are gonna fucking ask me the same fucking question of when I'm gonna fucking get fucking married!!!!?????" We're Chinese = double Fuck! I'm the only boy = triple Fuck! I'm the youngest = quadruple Fuck! Yes, all my sisters are already married = I'm losing count of all these Fucks!
SHIT HITS THE FAN AT EDC
June 25 & 26: Electric Daisy Carnival, annual dance festival. 100,000+ in attendance. 300+ injuries and medical emergencies. One alleged ecstasy-related fatality. I didn't attend this year, but I feel like I practically did. It's been on my mind all summer since I've been working on a short documentary about it. And you can blame that on…
DIVORCED BUT STILL SLEEPING TOGETHER
Actually I used to be married. To DanceSafe, that is. It was fun. I got to go to raves and festivals and conferences all the time. I got to manage dozens of volunteers over the years. I got to be in the news several times. But I just couldn't commit to the relationship anymore. So I left the bitch and moved to LA. We stopped talking for a while, obviously, but then we hooked back up and now I'm shooting an online documentary series for her website.
SPAYED MAH BABY, AND THEN SENT HER OFF!!!
For those of you who've met Coco, you know what a lil' ho she is, always trying to get up in everybody. She's even worse around other dogs. There was no way I was gonna risk her getting knocked up and having to pay child $upport for a puppy born out of wedlock. Anyway yeah so I got her fixed on 4th of July wkd. With that said, I’m becoming a much better uncle than I am a daddy because I recently sent her to stay with my friend’s family for an indefinite period of time (maybe a year). The new benefits for her will be that she’ll have a lawn to run around on, another dog to play with, and people watching her 24/7. The drawbacks will be, well actually, there are no drawbacks for her. In fact, she’s probably gonna forget who I am by the time I visit her or take her to her next vet check-up. But on the bright side…
I’M MOVING TO DA WESTSIDE, BITCHES!!!!
My friend and I found a great deal for a two-bedroom, two-bath apt in Venice. 3rd flr with a balcony. No pets allowed but it’s two miles from the beach! I should be all moved into the new pad by the end of this month!
